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Post by JimLahey=TheLiquor on Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:12 am

Hi people,

I have obviously too much time on my hands... so I thought I post here.

I can't do a proper CV / intro, so let's play a game. You ask questions, I answer them. ANY questions, whether it be mundane topics, WOT related or not, western philosophy, or my favourite; The Juice and Its Derivatives aka. means of escapism for a man with an itchy brain.

Pleasure to be on board. Special thanks to my MAIN MAN sword_of_damocles, who got me the job I always wanted. drunken 

OK, so it doesn't get too boring (or if this forum is quiet), here's some info on me:

Nationality, occupation, gender, location: Finnish, nerd, male, Stockholm/Sweden
Languages I can handle: Finnish, Swedish, English, German, really basic Spanish (learning that one, slowly - self studying > procrastination > maybe in 2020)
Played WOT: since 5/2011
WOT Addiction Level: Degenerate, healing
Favourite tanks: T-50-2 (RIP), BT-2, Pz I C, Luchs, Pz III, Pz IV, M4, pretty much the whole Russian T-series (except T-43 after they took IDIOT gun off it pale), T29, USA TD line from T18 to Hellcat (yes, all of them), SU-85B... is this a bit too long of a list already?
Favourite role/s: Scout, spotter, wiggler, annoyer, arty killer
Favourite map: Province
Other interests: cinema (dark, fun, classic), music (louder, better), football (from the couch, preferably), books (when I am not too lazy to read), Bender the robot, Brian the dog, sitting on my ass watching the trees grow, keeping on, etc
Motto: "If you can't lick em, lick em"

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Re: Jimbo sez hi

Post by we_just_dinged_em on Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:27 am

First question - where do flies go when it rains?

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Re: Jimbo sez hi

Post by skudakoi on Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:39 am

Second question - Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Post by Dustybin on Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:44 pm

Third question - where does your lap go when you stand up?

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Post by JimLahey=TheLiquor on Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:34 pm

montyburns1982 wrote:First question - where do flies go when it rains?

Good question.

A: Under a tree.

skudakoi wrote:Second question - Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Another really good one.

A: The little elves that make their booty shake come out via the mouth, once mascara is applied it's OK to let them back in.

Dustybin wrote:Third question - where does your lap go when you stand up?

Jesus.

A: Lapland.

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Post by JimLahey=TheLiquor on Sat Jul 27, 2013 8:38 pm

Thanks guys, for brilliant questions... made me and my mate laugh hard, now that we are gathering our dusty corpses off the floor.

Too bad I can't do WOT this weekend because of this visitor... but we are going to have fun by 'other means'.

Feel free to keep those questions coming, I will be spraying bursts of soda on my monitor again some time tomorrow.


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Post by we_just_dinged_em on Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:57 am

Next question - why do people in wheelchairs wear trainers?

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Post by Dustybin on Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:26 am

Another question - Why isn't the word phonetic spelt how it sounds?

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Post by rustysprite on Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:57 am


QUERY :

Should Contraceptives be used on all conceivable occasions ?

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Re: Jimbo sez hi

Post by Sword_of_Damocles on Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:28 pm

How much liquer is enough,Jimbo??
Need exact numbers8)
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Post by piritskenyer on Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:52 pm

What happens when one runs out of alcohol (or fuel if you prefer)?

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Post by BPs on Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:50 pm


Cheers Jimbo

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Post by diavolo_rosso on Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:58 pm

great, another Finn that'll really get the party started Very Happy

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