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Noob of the week

Post by skudakoi on Thu Aug 01, 2013 11:46 pm

I would like to forward myself for noob of the week.

Last night, my WoT refused to load.  Double click icon, click play, black screen with swirly loady thing, then back to desktop.

Tried several times, to no avail. scratch scratch 

Looked on the t'interweb, and found several solutions.  GFX drivers.... Nope, no change.......  scratch  Uninstall game, download all 5.something gig, took fookin hours!!  Nope, no change scratch  .  Delete cache, nope......... scratch 

Uninstalled "Clock In Hanger" mod.......  Worked...........

Moral of the story, sometimes, things really ARE that simple......!

For the next 7 days, I wish to be known as Lord Noob of Noobington.

More noobish activities to come....  No doubt.....

Feel free to compete for the title, but let it be know, I will fight to the derp to keep the crown king
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Re: Noob of the week

Post by Dustybin on Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:40 am

A good start....and I am sure it will be beaten......cheers 

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Re: Noob of the week

Post by Sword_of_Damocles on Tue Aug 06, 2013 1:33 am

LOL
All hail Lord noob of Noobington,then bounce 

btw those smileys are hella fun
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Re: Noob of the week

Post by skudakoi on Sat Aug 10, 2013 7:30 pm

I lay further claim to the crown....

I am going away for a bit soon, and had all the arrangements in place to set of at 10am today.  Suitcase packed, my friend primed ready to take me to the airport.  Spoke to my mum and told her I was well chuffed that I ahd worked my fridge down to run out of milk etc just in time, so no waste, ready for the filght today .....  It was at that point that she reminded me that I fly tomorrow, not today....   Embarassed  Lord Noobington strikes again.....  Embarassed
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Re: Noob of the week

Post by BPs on Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:19 am

Ok, mods sometimes are a pain in the ass, but try to change shirt forgetting that you are still wearing the headphones. Trust me it's an epic fight.

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Re: Noob of the week

Post by Woody on Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:48 am

Can I nominate myself for something that happened a little while ago?

On my birthday this year, the 15th September, I managed to break my leg and my nose by falling down the stairs. -_-

What a wonderful birthday present Razz

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Re: Noob of the week

Post by rustysprite on Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:54 pm

THis will explain why your tanks limp and look like heavy weight boxers then Wink

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Re: Noob of the week

Post by shinyhelmet on Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:30 pm

I got a real embarrassing one - I played 400 games in WoT before I realised I could zoom in sniper mode with the scroll wheel Embarassed   400 fecking games trying to hit a tiny little target way in the distance LoL. Jesus no wonder my hit rate is still piss poor.

And I wore the WASD letters off my new keyboard in 4 weeks, combined with my poor typing skills means I ramble incoherent shit in game chat when tank driving. Rolling Eyes

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Re: Noob of the week

Post by Lemmingtrain on Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:41 pm

Skiing in the USA - check out of hotel, drive 150 miles across the mountains to the airport in shit weather, hand in rental car, queue at airport to check in luggage - find flight was next day Rolling Eyes
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Re: Noob of the week

Post by ianluxor on Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:37 pm

Woody wrote:On my birthday this year, the 15th September, I managed to break my leg and my nose by falling down the stairs. -_-

What a wonderful birthday present Razz

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And the crowd was yelling "Penetration !!!" Wink 

I Hope everything is fine again ?

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Re: Noob of the week

Post by Dexter5021 on Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:26 am

When i started playing WoT i downloaded and installed the NA version instead of EU...

wasted 3 hours for downloading the wrong client geek

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Re: Noob of the week

Post by Woody on Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:43 am

I Hope everything is fine again ?
Yeah, don't worry about my physical problems - it's my crazy childish mind that you have to watch out for. Wink

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Re: Noob of the week

Post by piritskenyer on Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:41 am

Woody wrote:
I Hope everything is fine again ?
Yeah, don't worry about my physical problems - it's my crazy childish mind that you have to watch out for. Wink

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and your mouth that is never shut Very Happy

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Re: Noob of the week

Post by rustysprite on Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:20 pm

piritskenyer wrote:
Woody wrote:
I Hope everything is fine again ?
Yeah, don't worry about my physical problems - it's my crazy childish mind that you have to watch out for. Wink

Woody
and your mouth that is never shut Very Happy
Oooo.....harsh Toast!

Nail....Head....spot on though lol!

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Re: Noob of the week

Post by Sword_of_Damocles on Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:10 pm

Woody wrote:Can I nominate myself for something that happened a little while ago?

On my birthday this year, the 15th September, I managed to break my leg and my nose by falling down the stairs. -_-

What a wonderful birthday present Razz

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Poor woody!Hope you can recover without troubles!Neutral 
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Re: Noob of the week

Post by TNTGibbon on Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:15 am

Jokingly tell a year nine student who keeps asking for a ride in my car that the only time that'll happen he'll have to snuggle up to the plastic sheeting and shovel I keep in the boot. Open Saturday's paper to read of the teacher suspended for telling her class she wants to bury them in the woods.

Oh dear....

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Re: Noob of the week

Post by shinyhelmet on Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:55 pm

LoL TNT at least with just the one dude you threatening to dispose of its only his word against yours!

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