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Post by rustysprite on Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:36 am

Wotcha geezers ! (and geezerettes if any)

Well I never thought I would join a clan, but here I am Very Happy 

Envision new boy standing in school foyer with snotty nose, socks round ankles and no mates Crying or Very sad 

It seems that I will now have lot's of merry friends to play with.....which is nice
I was tooning a lot with Tomkrist and Cremefresche who are a little bit too scandenavian for me.....talking about rape and pillage all the time....I felt left out Smile 
But, seriously ....it was great of Creme to get me invited !

Looking forward to some laughs, beer and fun games with you all


Slainte!

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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !

Post by we_just_dinged_em on Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:42 am

welcome aboard mate!

remember, we are noobs, bots and afk'ers...but we shoot gold Smile

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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !

Post by path64 on Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:39 pm

OMG CLOSE THE DOOR HURRY!!!!!

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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !

Post by rustysprite on Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:31 am

Too late me old mucker!

I'm on yer manor wiv me barra and ready to shove Richard the 3rd's into the enemies boat race !

We can all 'ave some rosey lea and a right good knees up after as long as we don't end up in the tom tit.

See ya soon empire

Rusty

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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !

Post by path64 on Sat Aug 03, 2013 11:47 am

Again in american pls

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Post by we_just_dinged_em on Sat Aug 03, 2013 8:44 pm

I'm British and I barely understand it mate.

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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !

Post by skudakoi on Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:55 am

Translation for Rusty....

rustysprite wrote:Too late me old mucker!

I'm on yer manor wiv me barra and ready to shove Richard the 3rd's into the enemies boat race !

We can all 'ave some rosey lea and a right good knees up after as long as we don't end up in the tom tit.

See ya soon empire

Rusty

I'm afraid it is a little late for that my friend.
I am in your general vecinity, with my wheelbarrow, in anticipation of depositing excrement in the direction of our common foes.
We will all enjoy a jolly cup of tea and cream cakes, unless we are reciprocally covered in enemy excrement.
Until we next meet, farewell.


I can also speak Yorkshire, Brummy, Scouser and random bollocks pig 
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Post by rustysprite on Mon Aug 05, 2013 6:39 pm

Ah.....a professional translator!

Did you learn to talk bollocks the same way I did?.........from the wife?

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Post by skudakoi on Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:58 am

rustysprite wrote:Ah.....a professional translator!

Did you learn to talk bollocks the same way I did?.........from the wife?

From me dad actually Twisted Evil 

Imagine the scene................  The washer has broken down....

Mum "How long will it take to fix?"
Dad (sucks in breath, and tutx a few times....) "Well luv, the vertical rectacular sprocket has muonted the drop level foling press, it may need a rigid grimp dongler to refloat the groove mixing valve..."
Mum looks mind blown What a Face , I nod in appreciation of such masterly bollocks. bounce
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Post by rustysprite on Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:36 pm

He sounds like a master Bollocker and an inspiration to us engineers!

My wife cannot compete with your dad on the bollocks front, but the world she lives in is not the same as ours....

I had a fax machine at home for work use (remember fax ?)
She watched me using it for the first time.
I placed my hand written fax into the tray, put in the number on the keypad for the reciever and then pressed send.
The wife watched with fascination as the paper was fed into the top of machine, then came out of the bottom.

"Blimey, ain't that clever" she said "it prints out a copy of what you sent"

I should maybe explain....she is Irish geek

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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !

Post by BPs on Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:15 am

Must learn this bollocks way of communicating, it can make me a guru at everything and shock pussies.
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Post by rustysprite on Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:57 pm

I think you will find that talking Bollocks has been mastered by many clen members already
You have some catching up to do, but i can see already in clen chat that you are a natural !

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Post by BPs on Tue Oct 01, 2013 9:14 pm

rustysprite wrote:I think you will find that talking Bollocks has been mastered by many clen members already
You have some catching up to do, but i can see already in clen chat that you are a natural !
Thanks, i have a lot of work ahead, but the troll potential is infinite once mastered it.
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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !

Post by ianluxor on Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:24 pm

Cockney = strange english accent often heard in interviews given by noel or liam gallagher ?



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Re: Cockney's invade WJDE !

Post by rustysprite on Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:49 pm

Don't confuse the scnadenavians ian!
These guys are from the up North (manchester)
Laughing

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Post by ianluxor on Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:02 pm

Ok, then i apologize and hopefully there are no hurted feelings Wink

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